Last post before Exam

haha.. long time never write my own things liao..~~

Erm.. Now, the Final year Exam coming.. A bit nervous.. and stress..
IAC- OKAY
BCM- havn't started
MPS- DIE

left about 13 more days.. sia lah.. how to cope... stress stress stress

Few days b4 I met someone... and I think I like her bah.. Dun know leh.. she is my fren for long long time already.. but now if i did't see her, then I will miss her.. so weird.. I think tat means I like her right?

BUT, can not.. I have to go NS.. During NS, I can imaging that wat is going happen if I gt gf...
I hate the word " wait"
I don't want to wait my gf, and I also dun want gf to wait me..
I know the feeling of "wait".. it's very sux!

So, I decided.. dun chase her liao.. If she is mine.. after NS.. she still will be mine~

OKay.. write something here, I felt better~~ now I can concentrate on my study le bah.. haha, feel good!~

eh.. ppl who read this post.. plz dun ask me who the girl is.. okay? You all won't know.. I also won't dare to let you all know her~XD haha..

Warning:
Never pay attention in class-->GPA3 (btw.. teacher already won't teach anything liao)
Class test fail-->GPA0.5
Play Maple--> GPA2
Watch illegal movie-->GPA2
Thinking bf or gf-->GPA2
Sleep at 2am-->GPA2
Hard working-->GPA3
Hard working as me-->GPA 3.8
Hard working more than me-->GPA4
Die-->God bless you~A'men

Computer is girl!!!!

Today, I discovered that computer is girl=.= Confirm!! ok, now let me explain~

1. Most of the guy like playing "her" ("her" refers to computer), but someone may not like "her"(gay?)

2. Most of girls don't like "her" (cos their bf like to play computer whole day)

3.If you and "her" stay together more time, then you will be more difficult to stay
without "her" (like take drug)

4.If you spend more time on "her", at same time you will spend more money on "her"

5."She"(computer) is always lead the fashion

6. "Her" memory is damn good.. but sometime "she" can forget the most important thing..

7."She" looks like very smart, but actually "she" is blur..cos everything u must tell and explain very clear to "her"..otherwise, "she" may say: Bad Command or Filename..

8. Sometimes "she" is naughty.. when we need "her" then she may "heng".. and we have no chance to "save"=.=

lololololol... Final exam, left 18 more days... jy=.=

我是你的谁

腿又长又细能跟台北101比
穿着高跟鞋屁股晃来晃去
靶子在我射程里感到杀气
她把头发往后甩发现我在狙击
一点都不怕露出诡异表情
她就对我眨眼意思要我跟她去
拉着我的手带我到她房间里
我的寒毛都直立因为她用言语说了几句
你整个完蛋了~就看着办吧
我要你跪下来~大声喊我爸爸
谁是你爸爸~就看着办吧
我要你跪下来大喊我爸爸
灯光照着我的脸
她的人我看不见
两只手被手铐铐住在我背面
我开口说了一句话你到底想干嘛
一只手就突然出现把我打了一把掌
吓一跳说你干嘛第二次被打巴掌
我说好痛第三次被打只能说爽
听到皮鞭响她说你最近很不乖
等下就让你受不了因为我的双胞胎妹妹要来
你整个完蛋了~就看着办吧
我要你跪下来~大声喊我爸爸
谁是你爸爸~就看着办吧
我要你跪下来大喊我爸爸
我是你的谁叫出我是你的谁
最近很不乖需要被我修理才会知道你坏

Part 6

Mafia~~
Gangster Leader: Zam
Gangster senior: Siming
Gangster member(new): Markus

---------------------Hi you know how i am?dot lines--------------------------
Normally in Mafia, The senior will bully those new members..

One day, Siming saw Markus...Markus wear the hat
Pia pia~2 slaps on Markus face~
Markus: why you slap me?
Siming: Why you wear hat?
Markus nothing can say.. then run away...

Next day, Siming saw Markus again.. Markus didn't wear the hat
Pia pia~ 2 slaps on Markus face~
Markus: T_T Why you slap me?
Siming: Why you didn't wear hat?
Markus didn't dare to agure with Siming.. then he went to see the leader Zam..
Zam: okay.. I shall talk to siming later..you go back 1st

Zam called Siming to go his house see him..Markus didn't really leave..and because Zam's house at 1st floor so markus hide outside the house ~below the window

Zam:Siming, I know you wanna bully new member right? It's okay.. but you better find a good reason lah.. Can not say wear or never wear hat right?.. erm.. for example you can ask him to buy a cloth for you.. if he buy the T-shirt, then you slap him and ask him why didn't buy Uniform. if he buy the uniform, then you slap him and ask him why didn't buy T-shirt~ right? Or you can ask him find a girl for you, If he bring a fat one then you slap him and ask why don't bring slim girl~If he bring a slim girl then slap him and ask why don't bring fat girl! ok?

Siming: okay.. I know already
Below the window.. Markus heard everything.. he was a bit angry with it.. but.. he can't say anything....

Next day.. Siming saw Markus...

Siming: oih.. you go.. erm.. buy the cloth for me
Markus: you wanna T-shirt or Uniform?
Siming: O.O (Oh? he lucky sia)

Siming: okay nvm, you go find a girl for me!
Markus smile: you wanna fat one or slim one?
Siming: O.O(WTF)
Markus thinking: hahah, hahahhahahahaha

Pia pia.. 2 slaps on Markus face~
Markus:O.O why slap me?
Siming: Why you don't wear hat?
Markus:...

END...

坏人~

那 一扇车门

关出 我们的裂痕

一声就震断了 回头的路程

爱 无法均分

以后 就留给你们

也许用伤害结束 爱才更动人

容忍的人其实并不笨

只是宁可对自己残忍

既然爱不能恒温

祝福就给你下一个人

你是好人~也是个坏人

对我坦承只为了朝他狂奔

不能放任所以放了

这点痛我还能忍

我是好人~也是个坏人

分得够狠你才有借口转身

宁愿爱一点不剩

也不忍 看恋人爱成路人

容忍的人其实并不笨

只是宁可对自己残忍

既然爱不能恒温

祝福就给你下一个人

你是好人~也是个坏人

对我坦承只为了朝他狂奔

不能放任所以放了

这点痛我还能忍

我是好人~也是个坏人

分得够狠你才有借口转身

宁愿爱一点不剩

也不忍看恋人爱成路人

三个人从不对等

总有个人必须牺牲

那永恒 就等他带你完成

你是好人~也是个坏人

对我坦承只为了朝他狂奔

不能放任所以放了

这点痛我还能忍

我是好人~也是个坏人

分得够狠你才有借口转身

宁愿爱一点不剩

也不忍看恋人爱成路人

宁愿爱一点不剩

也不忍看恋人爱成路人...

PART 5

Role Play~
Charactor: Rabbit-Markus(main),Fox-Dennis,Elephant-Zam,Lion-Siming
--------------------------Hi~I am Dot line--------------------------------

One day~in the Forest, Fox(Liheng) is taking Cannabis(drug)..At this moment,Rabbit(Markus) run to Fox(Liheng), Rabbit(Markus) saw him taking drug, said: Ah..hi~ How can you take drug? It will damage your body! Look! How fresh is the air~ Hurry up~Lets running together~
Fox(Liheng) thinking a while then agree with Rabbit(Markus)..so both of them running together..

Later, Rabbit(Markus) saw Elephant(Zam).. Elephant(Zam) is taking Heroin(Drug)..They run to Elephant(Zam) said: SaiGang Liao lah~~ How can you take drug? It will damage your body!Look!How fresh is the air~Hurry up~Lets running together!
Elephant(Zam) thinking a while then agree with rabbit(Markus)..so 3 of them running together..

Run a Run a run.. Rabbit(Markus) saw lion(Siming).. Lion(Siming) is going to inject the morphine(drug)..Rabbit(Markus) shoult: oih Lion(Siming) Don't do that, Take drug will damage your body!Look!How fresh is the air~Hurry up~Lets running together!" Lion(Siming) put down the injector, Walk to the rabbit.. Beat the rabbit(Markus) upside down~about 30mins.. after that.. Elephant(Zam) ask Lion(siming):"hi~Why you beat rabbit(markus), he is right~ It's for our own good!" Lion said:" wth.. don't trust the bastard rabbit(Markus) lah.. Everytime he eat the dancing outreach(drug,which can make ppl shake head and feel high) He will ask me to run with him one.. U all kenna cheat liao..."
Elephant and Fox: ...

END..

Erm.. doesn't feel like very funny.. lol... cos this few day busy with study.. no much time thinking about joke.. haha.. part 6 will be better bah.. hoho~~

CA2 coming.. everyone! pls jia you!! Get An "A"!