28th May 2009

Erm.. felt a bit guilty to Joshua leh...
As a Peer Dutor.. As a buddy.. And didn't give enough help on your study.. So sorry sia~

and ytd saw you almost give up=.=.. woo.. plz don't.. poly it's not tat difficult.. gpa3.3+ also nt that difficult!!!

Study from now! everyday just do one question.. and make sure that it's correct..
I can cfm that you can get a lot "A" ~ really-.-

Anything don't know, plz ask teachers or me, ask n ask n ask.. until you understand..
you can memorize all dota heroes ability.. of course u can memorize those accounting formula right? jia you !!

need any helps then just ask me during lesson, during break, or call me at night~~

study when teacher just start to teach.. not 1 week before the exam..

today you saw my answers for New topic question right? all wrong!!!
so Now I same as you.. we must keep practice practice.. ok?~~

ha.. jia you bah!!~

Part 10

A 5 years old kid went to a 5 stars hotel...

Kid: I am looking for your manager!
Service man: sorry.. manager is not around..
Kid took out $500.. said: I wanna see your manager!
Manager come out...

Kid:I need a girl tonight.. must be very chio~
Manager: sorry.. we are 5 stars hotel.. we don't have such extra service
Kid took out $5000.. said: I need a girl tonight.. must be very chio~
10 girls come out

Kid: I wanna the one with HIV
Manager: sorry.. all of them have no HIV
Kid took out $5000.. said: I need the one with HIV
10 HIV girls come out,the kid choose one and then
one night over...

2nd day morning,
Kid: Now I have HIV already right?
Manager: nono.. I think won't
Kid took out $5000.. said: Now I have HIV already right?
Manager: yaya.. confirm gt..!
Kid:so now I go home.. Make Love(ML) with my maid.. then she will be kenna HIV too right?
Manager: of course!!
Kid: So my dad and my maid ML.. then my dad will be kenna HIV right?
Manager: ya.. should be..
Kid: then my dad ML with my mum.. my mum will be kenna right?
Manager: en en..
Kid: then my mum ML with my car driver, the driver will be kenna right?
Manager: yes.. he will
Kid: Tmd.. the cb driver.. my frog(pet) is killed by you when u driving..this time u die liao..
Manager:...

END..

maths formula...

Human = (Eat+Sleep)+Work+Entertainment
Pig=(Eat+Sleep)
Human = Pig + Work +Entertainment
Human - Entertainment = Pig + Work
SO! If the person dun know how to entertain.. that person is just like a working pig
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Man = (Eat+Sleep)+Earn Money
Pig = (Eat+Sleep)
Man= Pig + Earn Money
Man- Earn Money = Pig
SO! If the man don't know how to earn money.. then he is Pig
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Woman = (Eat+Sleep) + Spend Money
Pig = (Eat+Sleep)
Woman = Pig + Spend Money
Woman - Spend Money = Pig
SO! If the woman Don't know how to spend money.. Then she is Pig
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So from all above..
Man Don't want Woman to become a pig.. so they keep earning money
Woman Don't want Man to become a pig.. so they keep spending money
So
Man+Woman= (Eat+Sleep+Earn money)+(Eat+Sleep+spend money)
= 2(Eat+Sleep) + (earn money+spend money)
= 2(Eat+Sleep)= 2 Pig..
SO! Man+ Woman= 2 pig...

Part 9

No more introduction liao.. lazy~~haha directly start!

One day, Markus went to PUB to have a drink... He is alone..

When he drinking half way.. he want to go toilet.. but he afraid someone will drink his beer and he can not bring his beer along..then he found a pen and paper.. and write: " I am a gangster, Inside gt my spit.."

After one min, he come back and he saw his beer still there.. no one touch it.. ~~
he so happy.. and finished the drink... and he saw the paper gt one extra sentance..
" I am not gangster, Now inside also gt my spit"
Markus:.... vomiting....

END.. ~~

Arh.. I sick

sia lah. this few days gt pig flu everywhere..
now i flu liao.. hopfully it's now pig de...
=.=.. god bless me.. allah bless me...