Sunday, May 24, 2009

Part 10

A 5 years old kid went to a 5 stars hotel...

Kid: I am looking for your manager!
Service man: sorry.. manager is not around..
Kid took out $500.. said: I wanna see your manager!
Manager come out...

Kid:I need a girl tonight.. must be very chio~
Manager: sorry.. we are 5 stars hotel.. we don't have such extra service
Kid took out $5000.. said: I need a girl tonight.. must be very chio~
10 girls come out

Kid: I wanna the one with HIV
Manager: sorry.. all of them have no HIV
Kid took out $5000.. said: I need the one with HIV
10 HIV girls come out,the kid choose one and then
one night over...

2nd day morning,
Kid: Now I have HIV already right?
Manager: nono.. I think won't
Kid took out $5000.. said: Now I have HIV already right?
Manager: yaya.. confirm gt..!
Kid:so now I go home.. Make Love(ML) with my maid.. then she will be kenna HIV too right?
Manager: of course!!
Kid: So my dad and my maid ML.. then my dad will be kenna HIV right?
Manager: ya.. should be..
Kid: then my dad ML with my mum.. my mum will be kenna right?
Manager: en en..
Kid: then my mum ML with my car driver, the driver will be kenna right?
Manager: yes.. he will
Kid: Tmd.. the cb driver.. my frog(pet) is killed by you when u driving..this time u die liao..
Manager:...

END..